Uniqueness Enthusiast Gifts

Conformity

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

'Well, how do you like your new nose!' Reply: 'Can't go to the office party like that!! My colleague has exactly the same!!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"I gotta be me!"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

Casual skydiving.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Flower tribute

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'I've invented copyright.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Burkini Ban

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Gay Pride

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

Shamisen

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