Originality Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've invented copyright.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Now what?!'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

The segway RV.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

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'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."