Originality Enthusiast Gifts

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Bright idea

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Bright Idea

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Thinking outside of the box

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."