Aptitude Test Taker Gifts

Personality Test - No Result

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

Examiners.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."