Dna Test Taker Gifts

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Family DNA

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Examiners.

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'We've created a teenager!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'