Personality Test Devotee Gifts

Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Sailor boy

'What a control freak!'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Designated smoking area of the gods

The voices in Randy's head were always GPS directions.

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

Rather Awkward!

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'