Prenatal Pros Pillows

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The modern generation!

Baby on Board

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Toilet Training