Prenatal Pioneers Pillows

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"I hear you may do a baby."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"How is it gendered?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Uterus: One size fits all.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Birthing Ball

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

Baby on Board

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

The conversion.

Baby Footballer

Happy Mothers Day

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Baby Shower

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!