Prenatal Pioneers Pillows

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"How is it gendered?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Uterus: One size fits all.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Birthing Ball

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Baby on Board

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Baby Footballer

The conversion.

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

"Does it come with instructions?"

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"