Prenatal Care Gifts

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Pregnancy Yoga

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

Cry babies.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Walking Services

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Horror movies

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."