Prenatal Care Gifts

Pregnancy Yoga

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'