Expectant Yoga Enthusiasts Gifts

"No, Lamaze is not a beginner type of yoga."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Smartphone Sonogram

Tree Pose To Support

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!