Expectant Yoga Enthusiasts Pillows

"No, Lamaze is not a beginner type of yoga."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'