Pregnancy Workout Enthusiasts Pillows

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

31. 19. 55.7.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Maternity Ward

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Birthing Ball

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby on Board

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Baby Footballer

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Open other end

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Pregnant vs. Old.

Delivery Room - Swear Box

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

101 Placenta Recipes