Parenthood Warriors Mugs

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Les Papas - A hectic night

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Acclaimed mother.

Toys in the DVD Player.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beware of teething baby.'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Baby Race.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)