Parenthood Adventurers Gifts

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Baby pram as a tank

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

It's a Boy

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'Mom says she has a souffl

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book