Parenthood Adventurers Prints

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

It's a Boy

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Mom says she has a souffl

'How many fingers do you see?'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'