Parent Of An Athlete Gifts

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Baby Footballer

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Dad Sox

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'Lassie, come home!!'

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

Reading to your kid and checking the scores