Sporty Dog Parent Pillows

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."