Mirthful Dad Pillows

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"That's mine!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Infantry.

Official Team Cap With Beard

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Man building a tree house

My dad makes his own beer.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

New dad.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Father's Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'How are the quadruplets?'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'