Laughing Dad Pillows

Mix up on the maternity ward.

Cry babies.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Next to Nothing

Skateboard

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

How witness protection really works...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Note Book

Official Team Cap With Beard

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Child on a schedule.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Father's Day

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

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