Laughing Dad Gifts

Mix up on the maternity ward.

Cry babies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Next to Nothing

Official Team Cap With Beard

Skateboard

Note Book

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

How witness protection really works...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Child on a schedule.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Father's Day

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."