Dad With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Cry babies.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Skateboard

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Child on a schedule.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Add your kids' ages together...

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Father's Day

Mobile Phone Mobile.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.