Fun-loving Dad T-Shirts

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Man in stilts pushing his kid along in a very tall chair

'Clearly every one of these suspects has stolen my identity.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Skateboard

How witness protection really works...

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Multisports

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

I am to blame.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'