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'The good looking one is mine!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"That's mine!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Father

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

"Go ask your search engine."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

New dad.

Clown baby.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Igloo Art.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Best Dad Ever

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'How are the quadruplets?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"She has your soul patch."

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"