Parental Multitasker Prints

Man with children in his In and Out trays - 'Darling, You've got to sort out your work/life balance'

It's unfair! The kids have a snow day. We have to work! Blrp!! It's Twig. Tap tap tap. That's Teddy. Teddy. Twig. *!* Though 'work' is a relative term. The mop's in the cellar. Tap tap tap.

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"He's the father of three teenage kids!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Homeschooling

Studying and technology

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"What?!"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'