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Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Support the head."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Painting dad's face

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

"Delia, I’d like you to meet one of my oldest and dearest friends."

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"I read the book and it has way better special effects than the movie."

'Punish us if you must, Dad, but who will you get to tie your shoe laces for you?'

'I was Googling before you were born, kid.'

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'