Parents With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'He's adopted.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Timmy's been wetting the bed again. Time for a visit from the Kidney fairy.

My mom's filling in while I'm on vacation. ICE CREAM* *With purchase of one vegetable.

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'He took his first step!'

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

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