Parents With Humor Pillows

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Okay, one more time... Mom is expecting a baby, but that doesn't mean you'll be sold as a used kid. Got it now?

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

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'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.