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Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Therapy for babies.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"He started teething this morning."

'He took his first step!'

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"Doesn't Dad know about child labor laws?"

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

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