Parents With Humor Gifts

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Okay, one more time... Mom is expecting a baby, but that doesn't mean you'll be sold as a used kid. Got it now?

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Trick or Tweet

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"