Humorous Parents Gifts

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Contrary to popular Victorian convention Albert believed that children should be heard and not seen...'

Do Not Disturb

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"