Comical Parents Gifts

'It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl as long as it'll make enough money for a good retirement home for us!'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

"So much for eternal rest."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

Our Yuppie Dad

'I understand you are going to be my son's teacher this year. Let me start off by saying: I am so so sorry!'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'You're not old enough to make your own mistakes! Leave that to your father.'