Gadget-loving Dad Gifts

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The cell phone soother for life.

Mac OS 20

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

At the modern antenatal class.

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"All that's left is to monetize it."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

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