Tech-savvy Granny Pillows

Grandma's iPad Album

Are you online, Nana? Of course! I've been online for decades!

"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

"I certainly didn't expect you'd share everything I showed you with the whole damn world!!"

"...With access to the internet everywhere, what can I do to amaze my grandkids on a snowy day?..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

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Silver Surfer.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."