Tech-savvy Granny Mugs

"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

"I certainly didn't expect you'd share everything I showed you with the whole damn world!!"

"...With access to the internet everywhere, what can I do to amaze my grandkids on a snowy day?..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Silver Surfer.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Virtual Beach

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'