Tech-savvy Grandma Prints

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Adam, Carol and the grandkids want to visit. What's our website address again?'

'With text, email and internet access, this phone means your family will have to think of even more excuses why they don't keep in touch.'

"Grandma's pretty computer savvy. She gives us cookies, then tracks us by following the crumbs."

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Facelift Book.

Virtual Beach

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Laptops

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Grandad Prodigy

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

The Hybrid

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Stroller Cellphone

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'