Tech-savvy Golden Ager Pillows

"I just made the perfect password...the first letter of all my prescription drugs."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

The Hybrid

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Grandad Prodigy

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'