Tech-savvy Wise One Gifts

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."