Tiny Tech Tikes Mugs

Googoo

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"He likes it."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Baby Screen Time

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Technology and literature

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...