Mini Techies Mugs

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Polly txt speak

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Googoo

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'My list is on the CD.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.