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"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Polly txt speak

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Screen Time

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Googoo

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'My list is on the CD.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

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