Little Hacker Mugs

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Child doing the washing up

Googoo

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cyberwarfare

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Wikileaks

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'