Mini Hacker Mugs

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Wikileaks

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Cyberwarfare

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

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