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"It's a mug's game!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'