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Your nephew's in there asking for a raise, Mort. House of Java .net Cybercafe. In my day, we didn

This is terrible! What? The far-right is boycotting our cafe. Our business is getting killed. How do they do it? How do they have so much power? Go on in. They're serving up a warm cup of eternal damnation. I thought it was Starbucks!

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."