Java Junkies Mugs

Coffee sizes

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You've had enough!'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"It's the new self-driving model."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'