Java Lovers Gifts

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Waiting for retirement.