Jittery Java Lover Gifts

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

I am coffee and I need more coffee

This coffee can keep you up

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Preserved

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Around the piano

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

The Lesser Pyramids