
"Decaf, Sid?"
Decorate their walls with vibrant prints that capture the lively spirit of coffee lovers, turning any space into a caffeinated retreat with artistic flair.
"Decaf, Sid?"
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
You've Had Enough!
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
Just don't let the old man get you down.
"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
'You've had enough!'
'You've had enough.'
Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station
"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."
Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.
Sermon on the Grounds...
'His debugging skills are exceptional.'
I am coffee and I need more coffee
The Coffee Tattoo
Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?
'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'
This coffee can keep you up
Preserved
"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"
"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"
Around the piano
Working from Home: In/Still In
"I'm fine. It's coffee."
"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."
Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.
The Lesser Pyramids
Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!
Witches Brew
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