Java Devotee Gifts

'You've had enough!'

Tommy knew he was being used, but he just didn't care.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Overjumpers

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Happy Hour

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

IT security.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"