Java Lovers Pillows

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'